Fuckton Of Cats

- Donna Lynne Champlin (2018)

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You are listening to the song Fuckton Of Cats by Donna Lynne Champlin, writer by Rachel Bloom;Adam Schlesinger;Jack Dolgen in album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3). The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.

Album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3).

You Do/You Don't Want To Be Crazy - Rachel Bloom
Without Love You Can Save The World - David Hull
Scary Scary Sexy Lady - Rachel Bloom
After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn't Ask For) - Rachel Bloom
The Miracle Of Birth - Donna Lynne Champlin
The Buzzing From The Bathroom - Michael McMillian
I Feel Like This Isn't About Me - Bayne Gibby
I've Got My Head In The Clouds - Kabir Akhtar
Where's Rebecca Bunch? - Burl Moseley
Let's Generalize About Men - Donna Lynne Champlin
Strip Away My Conscience - Rachel Bloom
The Moment Is Me - Vella Lovell
I Go To The Zoo - Scott Michael Foster
I Go To The Zoo (Explicit) - Scott Michael Foster
Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All - Rachel Bloom
A Diagnosis - Rachel Bloom
This Is My Movement - Connie Jackson
First Penis I Saw - Donna Lynne Champlin
My Friend's Dad - Eddie Pepitone
My Sperm Is Healthy - Pete Gardner
My Sperm Is Healthy (Explicit) - Pete Gardner
Get Your Ass Out Of My House - Amy Hill
Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too - David Hull
He's The New Guy - Rachel Bloom
Horny Angry Tango - Rachel Bloom
This Session Is Going To Be Different - Michael Hyatt
This Session Is Going To Be Different (Explicit) - Michael Hyatt
Face Your Fears (Reprise) - Rachel Bloom
Buttload Of Cats - Donna Lynne Champlin
Fuckton Of Cats - Donna Lynne Champlin
I'm Just A Boy In Love - Paul Welsh
Back In Action - Rachel Bloom
Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault - Rachel Bloom
The End Of The Movie (Adam Schlesinger Demo) - Adam Schlesinger
The Moment Is Me (Earnest Version) - Ilana Peña
Spiral (Rachel Bloom Demo) - Rachel Bloom
Settle For Her (Cut Song) - Scott Michael Foster
Horny Angry Tango (A Cappella Demo) - Jack Dolgen

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It's come to this
Like I knew it would
Since I'm now
Single for good.

I know just what
I gotta do
I gotta go get myself
A fuckton of cats!

A fuckton of cats!
A fuckton of cats!
Way too many cats!

When you're a permanent bachelorette
It's mandatory that you go out and get
A fuckton of cats!
Oh yeah!

I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store
The smell is overwhelming inside
This is the future smell of my house
It's the smell of my dreams that have died.

I walk up to the cat shelf
Where the cats are labeled big and small
The sales lady asks, "Is there one you like?"
And I state, "I'll take them all!"
I want a fuckton of cats!

Meow! A fuckton of cats!
Gimme a fuckton of cats!
Meow! A fuckton of cats! Meow!

The sales lady's pumped
She's closing early
And heading home to her sad walk-up apartment
Filled with her own fuckton of cats!

Meow, meow, meow
That she got at a discount
Meow, meow, meow
'Cause she works at the cat store.

Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

Why have cats, over time, become
Synonymous with loneliness?
We gotta work on our collective image
We need a new publicist.

The ironic part is we're not that friendly
If you're lonely, we might make it worse
Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day
Have you considered getting a dog?

Nope! I want a fuckton of you guys!
Okay, we warned you
A fuckton of cats!
We're gonna ruin your couch
There's a lot of evidence that
Organisms in cat poop make you crazy.

Yes, we saw that article in the Atlantic
And then we peed on the Atlantic
But I still want a fuckton of cats!