Katsudon in da house (カツ丼 in da house)

Sorya onna no ko da shi
KARORII to ka ki ni shinakya da
KYARA to ka mo aru shi
SUTIOKKU ni ikanakya dashi
Demo ishokujuu to ka iu shisa
Ningen no kihon na wake desu yo
JIMU de takusan hashitta shi.

Katsudon katsudon katsudon
Kyou mo yonde iru koe ga suru
Katsudon katsudon katsudon
Sen kcal no shou akuma
Katsudon katsudon katsudon
Gohan to katsu no HAAMONII
Ote wo haishaku! Itadakimasu.

Nettenkatte manga yonde
PAJAMA no manma de mae ni dete
Omisoshiru susutte katsudon taberu
Sonna hi datte atte ii jan
Gutaguta ni natta tte ii jan
Aa yoru mo katsudon ni shiyou.

Ie tte yappa saikou Say! Ie! (Ie!)
NETTO ga areba kanpeki Say! Ie! (Ie!)
INDOA dokoro ka INMAIPEDDO Say! Ie! (Ie!)
Ie! (Ie!) Ie! (Ie!)
Sawagee!!! (Wa----)
"Chotto, tonari no mono nan desu kedo, shizuka ni shite moraemasu ka ichi"
"A, suimasen... "

Katsudon katsudon katsudon
Juwatto afuredasu dashi
Katsudon katsudon katsudon
Hakumai ni shimikonta dashi
Katsudon katsudon katsudon
Butaniku dashi BITAMIN B dashi
Katsuo dashi dashi katsudon dashi.

NOOMEIKU de akubi shite
Suki na ongaku dake nagashite
Chakushin midoku mushi tte
Watashi no PARADAISU
Joshiryoku to ka shiranai wa
Jibunrashikerya iin ja nai ka
Aa kutsushita uraomote da.

Ashita no watashi wa shikkari mono dakara
Kyou no watashi wa doro mitai toroke chae!
"Katsudon kutte katsu! … A, suimasen.

Nekkorogatte manga yonde
PAJAMA no manma demae ni dete
Omisoshiru susutte katsudon taberu
Sonna hi datte atte ii jan
Gudaguda ni natta tte ii jan
Aa yoru wa KAREE ni shiyou kana
Yappa katsudon kana
SUTEEKI mo ari da na.