Love, Oh Crazy Love

On every March and April, when spring is in the air
A fever starts on spreading, but we don't seem to care.

Love oh crazy love, Love oh crazy love
Thats what we call this mangy germ, love oh crazy love.

[Spoken:]
J.C.C -What is love Carl
C.S -Why June, thats an aching heart and burning desire
J.C.C -Put em together and what have you got? Heartburn
C.S -Ain't it the truth!

I saw a little mudwall, just sitting on a tree
Until he saw a female he was as happy as could be.

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love
And now she's peckin him to death
Love oh crazy love.

[Spoken:] C.S -June, what in the world is a mudwall
J.C.C-Its a little bird that sits on a fence with its mud on one side and its wall on the other
C.S - I guessed i asked for that one didn't I
J.C.C-You sure did
C.S -Well, i'm a sing about the rabbits now.

I had two little rabbits, they never got along
Until they heard me singing, a crazy old love song.

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love
Now i got 60 more to feed
Love oh crazy love.

[Spoken:]
J.C.C -Lets say a poem
C.S -Alright June, I'll say the first line:

The rabbits nose is shining, i'll tell you as a friend
That's cos the powderpuff is on the wrong end
The bachelor he was singing, and a man in his own way
Then i came a prancing by, and wanted him to play

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love
And now she's got me buckled down
Love oh crazy love

[Spoken:]
J.C.C -I shot a bachelor for kissing me once
C.S -Why, was he the first one who'd ever tried to kiss you
J.C.C-No,but he's the first one to try it with his mouth full of tobacco juice
C.S-Well, good for you
J.C.C -Oh, it was a tragedy
C.S-Well, i would have thought you'd have liked it.

I thought i had the willpower, enough to stay at home
But every time i see a girl, i can't leave her alone, no.

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love
I'd better never catch you bowing
Love oh crazy love.