When I Kissed The Teacher

1. Everybody screamed when i kissed the teacher
And they must have thought they dreamed when i kissed the teacher
All my friends at school
They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool
Nearly petrified 'cos he was taken by surprise.

When i kissed the teacher
Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when i kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As i held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven when i kissed the teacher.

[Chorus:]
One of these days
Gonna tell him i dream of him every night
One of these days
Gonna show him i care, gonna teach him a lesson alright.

2. I was in a trance when i kissed the teacher
Suddenly i took the chance when i kissed the teacher
Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry
And i couldn't help it, i just had to kiss the teacher.

[Coda:]
What a crazy day, when i kissed the teacher
All my sense had flown away when i kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As i held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven when i kissed the teacher
(i wanna hug, hug, hug him)
When i kissed the teacher
(i wanna hug, hug him)
When i kissed the teacher
(i wanna hug, hug, hug him)
When i kissed the teacher
(i wanna hug, hug him)
When i kissed the teacher
(i wanna hug, hug, hug him).