16nin Shimai no Uta (16人姉妹の歌)

"e~, watashi ga RIIDAA no Kobayashi Kana de gozaimasu"
"oi!"
"itsu kara RIIDAA nanda yo?"
"ee?
MENBAA teki ni osare wa, watashi desho?"
"hosare?" "osare!"
"imi wakannai shi..."
"hanashi ga matomatta tokoro de"
"matomatte nai shi!"
"konna kanji no uchira
16nin (juurokunin) shimai wo shoukai shimasu"
"I~HA~!"

choujo no Megumi wa ERO ERO neesan
GOORUDO mizugi de seikatsu shitemasu
jijo no Kayochan wa SABA wo yomu
nenrei, taijuu, kutsu no SAIZU

sanjo no Sayaka wa taiikukaikei de
ichiban no oshare ga JAAJI ni
wareta fukkin
yonjo no Yuko wa joyuu na no ni
[Sat/Mat] enkaigei wa nitenai
[Sat/Mat] monomane to hen na kao

gojo no Ayaka wa kyuuyou ake de
yaeba ga nakereba
"KYURA" to yobenai
rokujo no Asuka wa
CHAGE ja arimasen
FURESSHU na IMEEJI mo
ato wazuka

nanajo no Natsumi wa jimi dakedo
dare ni mo yasashii ohitoyoshi
hachijo no Natsuki wa ne ga kurai
yakiniku no sumi
jitto nagamete hitorigoto

kyuujo no Saechan wa genki mono
minna no genki ga suitorareru
juujo no Kanachan wa [Sat/Mat] oobaka de
kanji mo eigo mo kuuki mo yomemasen

juuichijo no Yuka chan wa
oosaka umare no
SHINGAA DANSAA takoyaki musume
juujijo no Tomomi wa kawaii koe de
shitattarazu atamatarazu
watashi ika

"e~, watashi ga senbatsu no
Sato Natsuki de gozaimasu"
"oi!"
"dare ga senbatsu da tte?"
"kono kyoku no senbatsu desho, watashi?"
"imi wakannai shi..."
"OCHI ga kimatta tokoro de"
"ochitenai tte!"
"ikken, naka ga warusou desu ga,
jitsu wa, naka ga warui 16nin (juurokunin) shimai no
shoukai ga tsudzukimasu"

juusanjo no Kaoru wa shikkari mono de
waseda no PAPA no idenshi ga
aru no ni AKB
juuyonjo no Risachan wa
otonappokute
"anta hontou ni chuugakusei"

juugojo no Erena wa kore zo AIDORU
kodomo to otona no hazama ni
saku hana
suekko no Manami wa maseta GAKI da
kawaii kao de watashi wo mioroshiteru

"e~, watakushi ga..."
"oi!"
"nande, watashi, iromono CHIIMU ni
haicchattan darou?"
"uchira, MEIN YUNITTO
BASU desho?"
"maa ne.. tte, watashitachi wa,
ofurokai!"
"sou sou... tte, TOIRE mo
issho ni aru semai furokai!"
"minna mo hitotsu
kashikoku natta tokoro de"
"oi!"
"uchira, 16nin (juurokunin) shimai na no ni,
naze, zenin,
myouji ga chigau ka to
moushimasu ka to iu to..."

"yabai yo, kono YUNITTO,
kanpeki na hashiyasume da yo"
"...Asuka chan,
hajime wa kono YUNITTO ni haittetan desho?"
"Aki P ga, "Kuramochi ni wa, mada,
mirai ga aru kara" tte..."
"jaa, watashira, kako kanryoukei?"
"Kana ga shitteru
ichiban muzukashii kotoba?"
"oto to koe to kaite,
"onsei" to yomunda yo!
minna shitteta!?"