8 Easy Steps

1. How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work and have them run away from you.

How to keep people at arms length and never get to close
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
How to feel worthless unless you're helping.

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I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best.

2. How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
How to play all highest when you're really a hypocrite
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
How to sabotage your fantasies.

3. I've been doing research for years
I've been practicing my ass off
I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you.

4. How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
How to normalaholic (?) to avoid going within
How to stay stuck in your life blaming them.

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