A Dyspneic Frenzy

[Verse 1:]
Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
A dreadful sensation of imminent death
Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
You have severe anxiety.

[Chorus:]
Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
Deep inhale, exhale
Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
It's all gonna be okay.

[Verse 2:]
Find your happy place
Close your eyes, repeat a mantra
Think of things that makes you happy
Find your happy place
Serenity now, serenity now.

[Bridge:]
In and out
In and out
In and out
In and BLEEEGH.

[Chorus:]
Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
Deep inhale, exhale
Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
It's all gonna be okay.

[Pre-Breakdown:]
In and out
In and out
In and out
In and out
In and out
In and out
You could always take some benzodiazepines
But if all else fails, just think about happy things
Think of happy things.

[Breakdown:]
Happy fucking things
Like kitties
Rainbows
Lollipops
Brownies
Cookies
Puppies
Slinkys
Trampolines
Diet Coke
Sledding.

[Outro:]
Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
A dreadful sensation of imminent death
Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
I promise you will be okay.