A Lovely Night

The sun is nearly gone
The lights are turning on
A silver shine that stretches to the sea.

We've stumbled on a view
That's tailor-made for two
What a shame those two are you and me.

Some other girl and guy
Would love this swirling sky
But there's only you and I
And we've got no shot.

This could never be
You're not the type for me.

Really?
And there's not a spark in sight
What a waste of a lovely night.

You say there's nothing here?
Well, let's make something clear
I think I'll be the one to make that call.

But you'll call?
And though you look so cute
In your polyester suit
It's wool
You're right, I'd never fall for you at all.

And maybe this appeals
To someone not in heels
Or to any girl who feels
There's some chance for romance
But, I'm frankly feeling nothing.

Is that so?
Or it could be less than nothing
Good to know
So you agree?
That's right
What a waste of a lovely night.