A Woman Like You

Last night, outta the blue
Driftin' off to the evening news
You said "Honey, what would you do
If you'd never met me".

I just laughed, said "I don't know
But I could take a couple guesses though"
And then tried to dig real deep
Said, "Darling honestly.

I'd do a lot more offshore fishin'
I'd probably eat more drive-thru chicken
Take a few strokes off my golf game
If I'd have never known your name.

I'd still be driving that old green 'Nova
I probably never would have heard of yoga
Be a better football fan
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I'd be looking for a woman like you.

I could tell that got her attention
So I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention
I wouldn't trade a single day
For 100 years the other way.

She just smiled and rolled her eyes
Cause she's heard all of my lines
I said, "C'mon on girl, seriously
If I hadn't been so lucky.

I'd be shootin' pool in my bachelor pad
Playing bass in my cover band
Restocking up cold Bud Light
For poker every Tuesday night, yeah.

I'd have a dirtbike in the shed
And not one throw pillow on the bed
I'd keep my cash in a coffee can
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I'd be looking for a woman like you."

She knows what a mess I'd be if I didn't have her here
But to be sure, I whispered in her ear
"You know I get sick deep-sea fishin'
And you make the best fried chicken
I got a hopeless golf game
I love the sound of your name.

I might miss that old green 'Nova
But I love watchin' you do yoga
I'd take a gold band on my hand
Over being a single man
Cause honestly I don't know what I'd do
If I'd never met a woman like you."