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Im a loner alone with neuroses and hate
Anger is a permanent character trait
My letter bombs are primed and ready to send
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Im a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
Im almost 50 and I live with my Mum
I hope my nude picture doesnt offend
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My mother says she wished shed never had me
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Im a recovering alcoholic, I rarely leave my room
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
The voices in my head, aah, theyll get me in the end
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Id really like to mail you the picture that I drew
Its Kylies body but the head is you
Ive asked you sixty times before Im asking you again
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My mother says she wished shed never had me
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Heres a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
Doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
At a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
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Ive added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
Im going to find your address so I can visit you at home
I dont like people but I think I could pretend
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My mother says she wished shed never had me
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Would you like to add me as a friend?