Ahaa Interview (Skit)

Anthony - Anthony Dongue here with the legendary, not Steven A. Smith, not Larry King, not Oprah, has this exclusive interview I'm about to conduct. Why now? You've been in the game almost 20 years and now you wanna split apart, why?

Cornellius - First of all I wanna let ya'll know, my name is Cornellius Williams and unfortunately I gotta go solo. I don't even get the credit I deserve, if it wasn't for me he wouldn't even have the success he has now

Anthony - Why do you feel you don't get the credit you deserve?

Cornellius - I ain't even got no ice, I got no jewelry, no silver, no nothin'. I don't have (?), I don't fuckin', I don't have a chain

Anthony - Tell me why they don't wanna hear him though

Cornellius - Cause he gettin' old, see me, my age is timeless. I don't have no age

Anthony - He looks good though, he's juicin', he's workin' out

Cornellius - He's got me eatin' lettuce

Anthony - What was it that broke you guys apart?

Cornellius - I told you nig, he was payin' me 15 cent a shell. I asked for a raise, you know what he told me? He told me ahaa

Anthony - Where you gonna go?

Cornellius - I'mma take my talents somewhere else, I'mma take my talents to Disney, I'mma take my talents to Nickelodeon

Anthony - It just makes no sense why you wanna leave now, why you wanna break away now, just doesn't make any sense

Cornellius - I'm tired, see when I step on stage, they wanna hear me, not him, they wanna hear me, not him, I'm top five

Anthony - Wow, well I'm Anthony Donahue and that was my exclusive interview with aha talking about his beef with Jadakiss