All She Wants

It's an age-old conversation
That is changing with the times
But it's oh so complicated
If your mother is like mine.

All that she wants are the stars and the moon
A son with a wife and a big living room.

All she wants
Is another little special arrangement
A peculiar engagement
Got a trophy wife that's respectable
To avoid any spectacle.

It's another simple solution
For my mother's delusion
Get her some adorable pictures done
For her mother in Lebanon.

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Is another son.

To be clear I'm not a hater
And my wife I like her too
Let's be honest with each other
There're some things we always knew.

All that she wants is the sun and the moon
The call of the wild, and a big silver spoon.

All she wants
Is another little special arrangement
A financial engagement
Social standing is stable
But no kids on the table.

Just a little harmless diversion
An acceptable Persian
But I know my heart is in peril
Made a deal with the devil.

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Is another son.

Oh it seems I was mistaken
Heaven knows just what I've done
All these hateful conversations
Aren't helping anyone.

My dear wife, I have to leave you
There is nothing you can say
You can keep the house without me
You'll be better off this way.

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Is another son.