All Women Are Crazy
- Aurelio Voltaire (2010)You are listening to the song All Women Are Crazy by Aurelio Voltaire, writer by Voltaire in album Hate Lives In A Small Town. The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.

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Lyrics
All women are crazy
All men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some
It's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
Back in the Bible there was a tree
Lord said to Adam "Dont you eat that fruit", he said "fine by me"
But then along came Eve looking to do wrong
And on a count of her curves and his lack of nerve, Adam went along.
Because All women are crazy
All men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some
It's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
Take mo ol' lady i bought her a gown
We was fixing to go out mixing out on the town
She said "Do i look fat?" i said "Heck no! Just a little..round"
And since that day i walk this way it hurts to sit down.
All women are crazy
All men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some
It's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
[Spoken:]
Fellas there comes a time in ever woman's life, about once a month in fact where they get kind of ornery. Oh they start kicking and fussin' and fightin' and we dont know what's wrong with 'em. But in a week or so they generally start comin' round, they'll look at you right in the eye too, and say "Im sorry honey. I was just PMSing" now ladies, i feel for ou i really do. It's not an easy thing to go through. But since we already know the outcome, i'd like to purpose a little experiment. Boys, the next time your woman gets crazy, oh say a month from now, i want you to look her right in the eye and ask her "Honey, are you SURE you're not just PMsing?" then you better grab your balls and run for the hills!
[Sung:]
When i met my lady, and asked for her hand
She was the calmest and the sweetest girl in all the land
But then the ring went on and it went all wrong
Like a Midnight Thriller she went Bridezilla
She spat pea soup and became a killer
She ate 3 kids and my Aunties wig and the pastor's dog.
Why?
'cause All women are crazy
All men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some
It's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
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