Annie Christmas

She lived in these parts, she was a big old girl
Miss Annie, what a wonder
Three hundred pounds and six foot eight
in her bare feet
Annie Christmas.

She could drink and she could fight
she had a curly black moustache
She was famous, on the river
She was madly in love with a wild gambling man
That was Charlie and she loved him.

But old Charlie never even noticed her at all
Until one day, what a one day.

When she wore a very special necklace
Just to prove that she was tough and reckless
With a bead for every ear and nose
She had bitten off, as the story goes.

When she bit every man who ever did her wrong
And the necklace was already thirty feet long
And the upshot was, and the upshot was.

Old Charlie was impressed and the next thing you know
They were married, what a wedding
And the next year she gave him a dozen sons at once
They were giants!

What a wonder
And before they were six they were seven foot tall
In their bare feet.

They were giants!
And they carried miss Annie on their shoulders like a prize
She was beaming like an Angel.

Like an Angel
With a moustache!

And she always wore that special necklace
'Cause it proved that she was tough and reckless
With a bead for every ear and nose
She had bitten off, as the story goes.

And she always wore that special necklace
'Cause it proved that she was tough and reckless
With a bead for every ear and nose
She had bitten off, as the story goes.