Answering Machine Skit 2

(ring)

Hey wassup, leave me a message and i'll get back to you.

(beep)

Hello bitch
Hey Kim
I'm just calling the answering machine
I have a problem:
I don't have a mobile phone.

(beep)

This is 'Car phone call'
I calling up in my car
When i dead?
Please...fuck up my ass!

(beep)

When i'm death?
When i'm birth?
Listen, i never kill me
Now calling the pistol.

(beep)

Only this...
PICK UP THE PHONE!
Because i'm wanna kill her shit.

(beep)

Hi, bye, call the phone
Phone the call
I kill my CD "La Bella Mafia"
Was "Hollyhood" shit.

(beep)

Bye, Kim
Why you jail the call?
Why you call the jail?
I love you
I miss you
I need you
I want you
Hi.

(beep)

I press 1 and call up
I press 2 and jail up
WHAT'S NOT A CALL?

(beep)

Hey, phone
Call Kim on a 1-minute.

(beep)

Hey, Kim
Listen...
I wanna find the ass up in a phone
Can you call me?

(beep)

Hey Kim, call me
And make sex with me
I sex you.