Any Minute

Someone got his eyelids torn off
And I'm sitting here
And I should be doing something
That guy got an axe in his throat
And she's sitting there
And I don't know why I'm waiting
But oh, any minute
I'll be getting closer
I'll be where I want to be
Any minute.

Someone got his skull chopped in half
And he's sitting there
And maybe he doesn't want me
Maybe it was something I said
Or maybe my breath
Why did I eat those pork rinds?
'Cause oh, any minute
He could turn and kiss me
And we'll be where we ought to be
Any minute.

She just set his penis on fire
What do I do?
This is so not romantic
This was such a stupid idea!
If I could just
Turn my head slightly sideways
This is weird
Am I fat?
He wants to be with Lucy!
And she's right.

I'm a good girl!
And oh, any minute
He'll do something for me
Did he just invite me
So he could ignore me?
He won't even know I'm gone
Any minute
Any moment
If I want it.

If I close my eyes!
Any minute
Any moment
Any time!
Any minute
Any moment
If I want it
If I close my eyes!
Any minute
Any moment
Any time!
No more time to sit on my butt
Time to move in
Time to get started.

This is it, Archie!
After all, tonight is the Tongue
And after the Tongue
There will be groping!

Okay!
And so, watch out, Kendra!
Now, watch out, women!
Now! Now! Now!