Attack Of The Fifty Foot Woman

It was a normal date with my girlfriend Sue
Blond hair, blue eyes, and five-foot-two
The night was cold, the stars were bright
From over her shoulder came a strange light.

We parked the car down at Three-Mile Point
The top was down, we were really going
I heard her cry, the reactor flared
She grew and grew, I freaked and stared.

Attack of the fifty-foot woman
Our love was at an end
All she did to get her kicks
Was step on all the men.

I had to run just to save my skin
She scooped me up, I could not win
“My God,” I screamed, to my distress
Got a fifty foot woman in a five-foot dress.

Attack of the fifty-foot woman
Our love was at an end
All she did to get her kicks
Was step on all the men.

Attack of the fifty-foot woman
Our love was at an end
All she did to get her kicks
Was step on all the men.

Look out here she comes
The biggest pair on earth
So scared I gotta go with her.

The National Guard couldn't shoot her down
Before she left she really trashed our town
She left me there, though I tried and tried
A fifty foot woman's never satisfied.

Attack of the fifty-foot woman
Our love was at an end
All she did to get her kicks
Was step on all the men.