Bad Body Double

She pops into the bathroom
Just after a shower and
She plays with my makeup and creams
Keeps trying to look like me.

And goes through the motions
Posing this way and that
Holding it in
If it makes you feel better, then knock yourself out.

Say hi there to my bad body double
This is my bad body double trouble
Oh no, my bad body double, mmmhm
I've got bad body double trouble, oh.

She's trouble
She's trouble
She's trouble, alright.

Yeah, yeah.

Sometimes I manage to lose her
Shake her at a bar, in the gym for five minutes
It feels so good to be back to my own self again
Can get quite confusing.

We look very similar except she's got some grays and
A little extra weight on the sides
And dimply thighs
I hear that stuff's a bitch to get rid off
(No, no, no, no)

We're having quite an intimate, personal moment (not now)
Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time? (not now)
She can see I've got someone quite nice here with me
Can't we just be left alone...
I guess that's a no then
Seeing as you're still here
Seeing as you're still here
Here.

It's not me, no
It's my bad body double
I got bad body double trouble
Oh no, my bad body double, mmmhm
I've got bad body double trouble, agh
Bad body double, mmhm
I've got bad body double trouble
Oh dear, my bad body double
I got bad body double trouble.

She's trouble
She's trouble
She's trouble, alright
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She's trouble
She's trouble
She's trouble, alright
Yeah, yeah, right there.

Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her
Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, goooo
Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her
Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, goooo.

Say hi there
To my bad body double
My bad, bad, bad body double
She's trouble
I can't shake her
And I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her
She's everywhere I go.

I'm going to get rid
Of you once and for all.