Bailout Song #1

[CASEY'S VOICE]
Hey it's Casey
Blah blah blah
blah blah...

This is your bailout
Sweetle your brailout, honey
I'm callin' to bail you out.

You could tell him
Your dads in the hospital
Your building's on fire.

That's all you need to say
And youre free and on your way.

It's your bestie calling
It's reggie to the rescue
Here to save you from another
Catastrophic blind date.

I've done it time and again
Saved you from horrendous men
All those losers who should never be
Allowed to procreate.

Like that dentist with the foul breath
That made you wanna yack.

Or that hippie
With the hair growing only
On his back.

Or that guy obsessed with disney
Second thought I'll cuthim slack.

(Though his love of princesses was rather suspect)

Butim digressing I'm obsessing
You did notpick up your cell
Which means you either didn't hear it ring
Or things are going well.

So email call or facebook
Tell me if you like this guy
Okay that's it I love you lots
Need you forever bye.

This is your bailout sweetie
Your bailout honey
I'm callin to bail you out.

You could tell him
Your grandma broke her hip
Or your dog ate some chocolate.

That's all you need to say
And youre free and on your way.

Later, bitch.