Bathing Beauty

[Squelch]
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Mr. Y is pleased to present to you, his final surprise of the season!

[Gangle]
A command performance by Christine Daae, the most heavenly diva of this, or any, age!

[Fleck]
But first for those of you whose taste is a little more earth bound!

[Squelch]
The sweet heart of the mid way!

[Gangle]
The Ooh-La-La girl!

[Fleck]
The incomparable!

[All three]
MEG GIRY!!!

[Meg]
I took a little trip to Coney Island,
To get away from all the city sprawl,
I couldn't bare to choose which bathing suit to use.
So goodness me I guess I brought 'em all!
But when at last I got to Coney Island,
And found myself a spot upon the sand,
I noticed something strange, there was no place to change

[Girls]
Uh oh!

[Meg]
So I asked my friends to lend a hand. Girls?

[Girls]
Ahhhh, ooooooh,
Bathing Beauty take a look at you!
Bathing Beauty on the beach,
Bathing Beauty say hello!
What a cutie?! What a peach?! Bathing Beauty watch her go,
Hosing under her parasol she is what you call a real spectacle,
Prim and proper with class and poise
She's got the boys apoplectical.
Bathing beauty on the beach see her practically glow
Wearing a smile and givin' Coney Island
A bathing beaut of the show!
Bathing beauty on the beach

[Meg]
STRIPES!

[Girls]
Ohhhhhh! What a cutie?! What a peach?!

[Meg]
SPOTS!

[Girls]
Ohhhhhh! Bathing beauty (laughing) Bathing beauty (ohhhh!)

[Meg and the Girls]
Checks? Checks! Checks? Checks! Checks? CHECKS!

[Meg]
Oops!

[Girls]
Bathing beauty on the beach see her practically glow!
Taking in sun and send the boys a-runnin'
Rollin' in clover and gettin' tan all over
Wearing a smile and givin' Coney Island
A bathing beaut of the show!
Bathing beauty say...

[Meg]
HELLO!

(applause)

[Gangle]
Lady and gentlemen Meg Giry the Ooh-La-La Girl!

In just a few moments Christine Daae, the world's most celebrated song bird will be making her American debut here at Phantasma! But first performing fits of fantastic muscular strengths the Mighty Squelch