Beer Can

[Verse 1:]
I've been working this job 9 – 5
Minimum wage and overtime
But here comes a few days of unpaid vacation
And there ain't no way Jose I'll waste them
'Cause there ain't no better feeling than when.

[Chorus:]
I pick up a beer can and get to feeling like superman
Its Friday night y'all, here's the plan
I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep 'em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size, or brand
Until the point where I can't stand
No nothing picks me up like a beer can.

[Verse 2:]
I woke up at I pm
And introduced myself to my new girlfriend
And there's a wrecking ball sized hole in the wall in the basement
I ain't got no clue how or who could have made it
Well all I know is shit hit the fan
And here we go again.

[Chorus:]
I pick up a beer can and get to feeling like superman
Its Saturday y'all, here's the plan
I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep 'em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size, or brand
Until the point where I can't stand
No nothing picks me up like a beer can.

[Bridge:]
Well it's Sunday now and I'm freaking out
'Cause I can't handle five days without.

[Chorus:]
Yeah, picking up a beer can and get to feeling like superman
It's Sunday, who gives a damn?
I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep 'em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size, or brand
Until the point where I can't stand
No nothing picks me up like a beer can.

[Outro:]
Like a beer can
No nothing picks me up like a beer can.