Better

Huh
Wow!
They're really not that bad
But we're better
They nailed that basket-toss
But we're better
It's a miracle they're here
Still better!
And that flip was crazy sauce!

But we're
Look! They're blowing up on Twitter
They're only glue and glitter
Now, Skylar, don't be bitter
But we're better.

And our first runner-up, accumulating enough points to qualify for Varsity Nationals: the Jackson Irish!
They're going to Nationals? Well what about us!?
And today's winner is... Truman High School!

See!
We're better, better, better, better
Better, better, better, better
Better, better, better, better, better!
It's nice that they compete
They're enthusiasm's sweet
I love how they're so street!

But do I need to repeat?
We're hotter, we're richer
Our uniform's cuter!
And we're so much better than them!
Oh yeah!