You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know
When we hangout together
It's freakin' awesome.
Playing poker Friday night
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand oh well
You get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told my ambulance to stop at the bar.
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
You fart and burp in the same key
And I think your ipod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is Disappearing.
I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you
Rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back.
You ran defence when I shit my pants
You felt my girls' brand new boobs
You asked to suck them she refused
So while you slept I shaved your head
You woke up and told me that I.
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
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