Billy Crystal

[Verse 1:]
Trailer park's on fire, Billy been cooking up something
If you need a biscuit, come on then, Billy just got it jumping
Get it from a pro, get it for the low, get you some blow
Get it for the nose, get it for the show, get it for the (hoes!)

Four-wheeler cranked up, gas tank on the ATV
It's full of that crank bud, Billy got pills from A to Z
So what do you think?.. But Billy won't go below 50
22's are dangerous, trigger a finger with the nugget rings.

Pow, take one from the needle, how you feeling now?
Purple moons and lucky charms, yeah, that's the sound
But veins turning brown. but his fame is so profound
His name is like a noun, they going Billy now.

[Chorus:]
Billy's on the corner with the crystal meth
Yeah! and he ain't slowing down, ain't slowing down
Billy's on the corner with the crystal meth
Go Billy!.. Crystal meth.

Ayyee, ohhh, ayyee, ohhhhhh
Ohhh, ayyee, ohhhhhh.

[Verse 2:]
Hello junkies, and hello mama too
Hello to my P.O., deuce up to the boys in blue
Billy got brass balls, 20 pounds on the catwalk
LSD & Adderall, and LCDs on the wall.

He's watching every move, high-tech redneck
Run up on him if you want to, i be ready, come on
It might be dark in the woods. But the lights are on
The money's counted, and if the price is wrong.

Well then, Billy will get them Gremlins like Spielberg
He'll take your house down, off of them pillars
And take your mom to sizzler, and feed her chicken liver
That's cold blooded love, Billy's a chiller.

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[Verse 3:]
4:30 in the A.M., Billy ain't slept for days
Gotta keep up with the profit, gotta keep up with the craze
It's a heavy shade, gotta walk through the maze
Down where the sun don't shine, and the palm trees sway.

And when the wind blew, and the cradle fell
Down come baby Billy, and up come an able male
Mama stayed at work, daddy stayed in jail
Hey, that's a full deck, but you gotta play with what you're dealt.

So Billy dealt the joker, put the sheriff in the choker
He drank himself sober, and pissed in a SuperSoaker
And he wet em all up, and left his snow yellow
That's hard white boy, for the ello.

[Chorus]