Boobs in the Thumbnail

Ey yo!
It's your number one Falcon Lover, back!
Now sit down, relax
Here!, have a snack!
Have a mountain dew six pack!
Im sorry if my grammar is wack
But were getting of the track!
This song is about a rack!
No, Im not talking about the nation
Im here to tell you all about...
The great titilation!
If you refresh your videos..
For more youtube views...
Then this might be some news
That might come to use!

We all have been there...
We all have struggled!
You try to pay for subs
They just turn out as scrubs!
You try to do collabs
But they just give you some crabs!
You try to false flags..
And you've mastered false tags!
Whats the secret to youtube views?!
There must be a trick?
Are they part of illuminati?
No I swear that cant be it!
Do they work really hard?
Do they commit?
NO, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG! THE SECRET LIES IN A TIT! UH!

Chorus:

Boobs, in the thumbnail bitch
Put some boobs in the thumbnail, bitch
Get some money up really fucking quick!
Get some boobs in the thumbnail bitch!

No I can't do that!
That's not very nice!
What will my mom think...
If I don't think about it twice...
Boobs in the thumbnail, bitch

Okay, okay
Im sorry... sorry

The trick is simple!
I've learned from the best!
The secret lies within a nice fully blessed chest!
You may wanna concider having implants...
You may wanna concider having implants...
Uh okay?

Now, don't get me wrong..
Im not being sexist!
As long as you got boobs
It don't matter what your sex is!
But, don't use a picture of your Dick...
Aint nobody is gonna click on that shit..
Come on man..
Ew, dat's grose!
Ew!

Chorus 2:

You should concider having implants!
You should concider having implants!
Everybody!
You should concider having implants!
You should concider having implants!

Now the time is to commit!
Are you gonna be a bitch?
Or are you gonna make people click..
On that jiggly tit?
Just think of all the views!
I know you want it!
JUST GET IT! EMBED IT!
And make those 12 year olds get busy with it!

Chorus 3:

Boobs in the thumbnail, bitch
Put some boobs in the thumbnail, bitch
Get some money up really fucking quick!
Get some boobs in the thumbnail bitch!

But what about my integrity!
Just kidding!
As long as I can put a bouncy boobie!
Boobs in the thumbnail, bitch
Put some boobs in the thumbnail, bitch!

Chorus 4:
You should concider having implants!
You should concider having implants!
Everybody!
You should concider having implants!
You should concider having implants!

But, but..
But Im a boy!
I-I don't want implants...
Would i look good though?

Chorus 5:
You should concider having implants!
You should concider having implants!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEWBS!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEWBS!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEWBS!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEWBS!

Boobs...
Boooooobs.....