Bucket

[Verse 1:]
I ran into a buddy
Used to be all hypertensive
His stocks were always tankin'
And his girlfriends were expensive
But he looked like a poster
For a permanent vacation
I asked him what he did
To change his orientation
He bought a shot and dropped
This little information.

[Chorus:]
I made a bucket list
Changed the B to an F
I gave my give a damn the finger
So it got up and left
I quit worrying
About people's expectations
Ordered up a six-pack
Of chillaxification
If you're a little depressed
Feel a little bit lost
Baby write it all down
And then blow it all off
We're all a letter away
From p-perpetual bliss
Put an F on the B
Of your b-b-b-b-bucket list.

[Verse 2:]
You know he got me thinking
Bout the way that I've been living
Seems like I'm always going
But I don't know where I'm getting
I was overexistentializing my redneck
But the answer is as simple
As simple can get
I just rearrange some letters
In the alphabet.

[Chorus:]
I made a bucket list
Changed the B to an F
I gave my give a damn the finger
So it got up and left
I quit worrying
About people's expectations
Ordered up a six-pack
Of chillaxification
If you're a little depressed
Feel a little bit lost
Baby write it all down
And then blow it all off
We're all a letter away
From p-p-perpetual bliss
Put an F on the B
Of your bucket list.

[Bridge:]
I took my nots and added a why
I took the U out of Hugh
And I added an I, I
I bet you can guess
What I did next
I took my cheating, lying lover
And I added an S.

[Chorus:]
I made a bucket list
Changed the B to an F
I gave my give a damn the finger
So it got up and left
I quit worrying
About people's expectations
Ordered up a six-pack
Of chillaxification
If you're a little depressed
Feel a little bit lost
Baby write it all down
And then blow it all off
We're all a letter away
From p-p-perpetual bliss
Put an F on the B
Of your b-b-b-b-bucket list
Bucket List.