Caralee

But Caralee... Caralee don't suck on that
Pays the bills.

Still, Caralee *grunt* she kills.

Caralee has toy scissors
With which Caralee makes small cuts
Now, you don't try to take them
Try to borrow or break them
God damit! Stabs your nuts
Gently, but repeatedly.

Threw up and poo-ed on my Mac Book.

Caralee knows the "F" word
In fact, Caralee wrote a song
Its actually hilarious in appropriate areas
Like Caralee's father's charity banquet would be wrong
And now we know.

I think that she might be Satin
I swear to god, she is Satin.

Caralee likes spaghetti
In fact, Caralee only likes spaghetti
Spaghetti to eat with
And spaghetti to throw with
She can mush between feet with
To shout homo, and no with.

Is yours for 30n minutes, heres 50 dollars
I'll be right back
Mister, Caralee is persuasive she can help you sell your crack
Or if you simply need to barter, shes a very easy sale
Just please don't put her in the trash
Or try to send her in the mail.

Because she'll just come back to haunt you
With her scissors and her smile
Its been awfully nice to meet you, thanks
And so long for a while.