Care-Taking Guardian (Orushuban Hito; お留守番人)

"Hanaretatte daijōbu!"
"Mainichi mail suru yo!"
"Kokoro wa kinkyori da yo!"

Kirei na kotoba dake ja nuguenai yo
Sugu aenainda yo?
Nanoni dōshitena no? Shikatanai no?

Sorya
Oya no shigoto no tsugō de dōshite kōshite iwaretara
Dōshiyō mo nain dakedo.

Mōsō tsuketashite mite kimi no te ni wa fureran nai nai
Sayonara shinisō tasukete
Kon'na tsurai kankeinara.

Yeah!
Kowasō ka
Yeah yeah yeah
Kowasō ka.

Dare ka hayaku warp sōchidzukutte
Kimi to boku sen'yō no warp warp warp.

Dare ka hayaku warp sōchidzukutte
Kimi to boku sen'yō no warp warp warp.

Dare ka hayaku warp sōchidzukutte
Kimi to boku sen'yō no warp warp warp.

Dare ka hayaku warp sōchidzukutte
Kimi to boku giri todoku?

Urawaza nado nai chikamichi datte nai
Wakatteirunda yo dakara tsurai.

Sō
Kono kyori ga kimi to boku no ♥ (ai) no kyori da nante warawasenaide yo
Sashidashite yo nigeru michi o.

Mōsō tsuketashite mite kimi no te ni wa fureran nai nai
Sayonara shinisō tasukete
Kon'na tsurai kankeinara.

Yeah!
Kowasō ka
Yeah yeah yeah
Kowasō ka.

...Yappa yameyō ka chotto ganbarō ka.