Chandler's Wife

I went into the chandler's shop some candles for to buy
I looked around the chandler's shop but no one did I spy
I was disappointed and some angry words I said
Then I heard the sound of a (knock,knock,knock) up above my head
Then I heard the sound of a (knock,knock,knock) up above my head.

Well I was slick and I was quick, and up the stairs I sped
And much to my surprise I found the chandler's wife in bed
And with her was another man of most gigantic size
And they were having a (knock,knock,knock) right before my eyes
And they were having a (knock,knock,knock) right before my eyes.

When the fun was over and done and the lady raised her head
She was quite surprised to find me standing by the bed
"If you will be discreet, my lad, if you would be so kind
I'll let you come up for some (knock,knock,knock) whenever you feel inclined
I'll let you come up for some (knock,knock,knock) whenever you feel inclined".

So, all you married men take heed, if ever you come to town
If you must leave your woman alone, be sure to tie her down
Or, if you would be kind to her, just sit her on the floor
Mind give her so much of that (knock,knock,knock) she doesn't need any more
Mind give her so much of that (knock,knock,knock) she doesn't need any more.