Cinderella, Darling

[SMITTY]
How often does it happen at a secretary's boss
Want's to marry her?

[ENSEMBLE] Hallelujah!

[SMITTY]
How often does the dream come true
Without a sign of conflict or barrier?

[ENSEMBLE] Hallelujah!

[SMITTY]
Why treat the man like he was a typhoid l carrier?
How often can you fly from this land of carbon-paper
To the land of flowered chintz?

[ENSEMBLE] Hallelujah!

[SMITTY]
How often does a Cinderella get a crack at the Prince?

[ENSEMBLE]
Cinderella had a prince.

[SMITTY]
Don't you realize you're a real life fairy tale
A symbol divine?
So if not for you own sake
Please darling for mine!

[ENSEMBLE]
And mine... And mine... And mine.
Don't... Don't... Don't...
Cinderella darling
Don't turn down the prince.

[SMITTY]
Don't rewrite your story.
You're the legend the folklore
The working girl's dream of glory.

[ENSEMBLE]
We were raised on you darling
And we've loved you ever since.
Don't mess up on measure miracle.
Don't Cinderella
Don't take down the prince.

[SMITTY]
Oh let us live it with you
Each hour of each day
On from Bergdorf Goodman

To Elizabeth Harden...
People Station Wagon...
Hurry from Twenty-One...
To the Terrytown P.T.A.
No! New Rochelle.

[ENSEMBLE]
New Rochelle P.T.A.

[SMITTY]
Oh do not leave us minus
Our fight carries a bonus
We want to see His Highness
Marry to Your Lowness
On you Cinderella sits the onus
So when you name a happy day
Please phone us

[ENSEMBLE]
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Oooooooooooooooooooooo
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Phone us
But Don't Don't...
Don't...Cinderella darling
Don't turn down the prince.

[SMITTY]
Why spoil out our enjoyment?
You're the fable
The symbol
Of glorified unemployment.

[ENSEMBLE]
We were raised on you darling
And we've loved you ever since.
Don't blows up our favorite fairy tale
Don't Cinderella Don't
Don't... Don't...
Don't Cinderella Don't
Don't... Don't...
Don't Cinderella Don't!
Don't turn down the prince.

[ROSEMARY]
All right! I'll give him one more chance.

[ENSEMBLE] Hallelujah!