Come Blow Your Horn

Make like a Mister Milquetoast and you'll get shut out
Make like a Mister Meek and you'll get cut out
Make like a little lamb and wham you're shorn
I tell ya chum it's time to come blow your horn.

Make like a Mister Mumbles and you're a zero
Make like a Mister Big; they dig a hero
You've got to sound your "A" the day you're born
I tell ya chum it's time to come blow your horn.

The taller the tree is the sweeter the peach
I'll give you the whole maguilla in a one word speach: Reach!

Make like the world's your pudding but light the brandy
Even the mildest kiss is a dan dan dandy
There'll be no love in bloom come doomsday morn
I tell ya chum it's time to come blow your horn.

[Musical Interlude]

In civilized jungles females adore
The lions who come on swingin'; if you wanna score - roar!

You can be either read to or be the reader
You can be either lead or be the leader
Don't wait until you're told you're old and worn
Take in some air and get your lips puckered
Before you find you're simply too tuckered
I'll tell ya chum it's time to come blow your horn.

Blow your horn
I tell ya chum it's time to come blow your horn.