Convoy

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy.

Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh
Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the
Rubber Duck An' I'm about to put the hammer on down.

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
Cause we gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck Uh
you wanna back off them hogs 10-4, 'bout five mile or so
10-roger Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here.

By the time we got into Tulsa-Town We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
An' them bears 'as wall to wall Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear-in-the-air I sez callin' all trucks, this here's
The Duck We about to go a huntin' bear.

Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten
Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four.

Like a rocket sled on rails We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois
National Guard There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus Hey Sod Buster, listen.

You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite He needs all the help he can git
Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime.

I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4.

Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20? Omaha?
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop This here's the Rubber
Duck on the side We gone Bye, Bye...