Coronaviscerated

[Chorus:]
COVID-19
Know the facts, know the disease
If you get sick in 2020, begin the quarantine
COVID-19
Don't freak out, but don't be a fool
Misinformation is all I see, please consult the CDC.

[Verse 1:]
Always wash your hands
For a minimum of twenty seconds
If you use sanitizer
No less than sixty percent alcoho.l.

[Breakdown:]
Stay home if you have a fever with a cough
You are still contagious while you're asymptomatic.

[Verse 2:]
Six feet of contact is all that it needs
Respiratory droplets from a sneeze
Transmission from surfaces commonly touched
Two days to two weeks until symptoms show up.

[Chorus:]
COVID-19
Know the facts, know the disease
If you get sick in 2020, begin the quarantine
COVID-19
Don't freak out, but don't be a fool
Misinformation is all I see, please consult the CDC.

[Outro:]
Disinfect your kitchen, it's where you make your food
Disinfect your bathroom, it's where you share your poos
Disinfect your doorknobs, they'll get you by surprise
And most importantly, don't touch your nose, mouth, and eyes
Don't go to China, don't eat the noodles
Don't go to Japan, don't eat the sushi
Don't go to Italy, don't eat the spaghetti
Don't go to Iran, you shouldn't be going there anyway
Don't be a racist, be nice to the Asians
You won't get the virus from Panda Express
If you're still angry, get mad at the incompetent politicians
Who won't do their fucking jobs.