Counting Out Time

I'm counting out time
Got the whole thing down by numbers
All those numbers!
Give my guidance!
O Lord I need that now.

The day of judgement's come
And you can bet that i've been resting
For this testing
Digesting every word the experts say
Erogenous zones I love you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Found a girl I wanted to date
Thought I'd better get it straight
Went to buy a book before it's too late
Don't leave nothing to fate
And I have studied every line, every page in the book
And now i've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look.

This is Rael!

I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it
'Cos I understand it. Look! I've found the hotspots, Figs 1-9
Still counting out time, got my finger on the button
"Don't say nuttin-just lie there still
And i'll get you turned on just fine"
Erongenous zones I love you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Touch and go with 1-6
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7
Gotta remember all of my tricks
There's heaven ahead in No. 11!
Getting crucial responses with dialation of the pupils
"Honey get hip! It's time to unzip, to unzip. Whipee!"
Move over Casanova.

I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy
Please don't slap me
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away
Erongenous zones I question you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.