Cry Baby

[Verse 1:]
My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry
If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his toys
He's just a cry baby boy
My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do
If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor
He's just a cry baby bore.

[Chorus:]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him, I think I'm going to cry, baby
La, la, la, la, la, la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la, la, la, la
[Spoken] And I'll tell you something else.

[Verse 2:]
My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why
If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his dogie just died
He's just a cry baby guy
[Spoken] No kidding, oh dear
My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so
A cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue
And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can
He's such a cry baby man.

[Chorus]

[Bridge:]
I love a cry baby
La, la, la, la, la, la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la, la, la, la.

[Outro:]
[Spoken:] Would you knock it off please? Thank you.