Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife

Don't talk, watch
Don't talk, watch
You came here, watch it
Don't like it? Walk out
We still have all your fucking money.

Do not nudge, kick, or jiggle the seat in front of you
I am sitting there
I am everywhere at once
And I will cut you up.

If you make out here
I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a
Linoleum knife.

Do not explain the plot
If you don't understand, then you should not be here
Your money is now our money
And we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly
Be considerate to others
Or I will bite your torso
And give you a disease.

Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this
Take the seed outside
Leave it in the streets
Run over it after the show.

If I see you video-taping this movie
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
And dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes.

This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner
If I find that you've sold it on ebay
I will break into your house
And tear your wife in half.