Dead

1. And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve
The ending of your life.

And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby.

Did you get what you deserve
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this.

[Chorus:]
Have you heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand aint it exactly
What you planned
And wouldn't it be great if
We were dead
Oh ..dead!

2. Tongue tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve
The ending of your life.

And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this.

[Coda:]
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

One two
One two three four
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well come on
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh motherf**ker

If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing
If life ain't just a joke
Then why am i dead?

Dead!