Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil Song)

My granny while on her death bed
She turned and said to me
"Why must you view life so morbidly?
I tried to teach you right
But somewhere i went wrong
Because you sing those
Death death devil devil evil evil songs".

When 6 pallbearers put her down
Then laid her body in the ground
My eyes were wet my face was very long
The pastor said "Son, her you are
Won't you please take this guitar?
Sing dear departed Granny one last song..."

And I sang
Death death devil devil devil devil
Evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how I get along
The world is full of tragedy, so how can it be wrong?
To sing death death devil devil devil devil
Evil evil evil evil songs.

Well, I was shopping at Hot-Topic
And I was walking out the door
Then two dumb jocks came up to me
They said "Hey Fag! It ain't Halloween!"
And they kicked my lipstick to the floor....

And I sang
Death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how i get along
The world is full of idiots, so how can it be wrong?
To sing death death devil devil devil devil
Evil evil evil evil songs.

Well I went down to church last Sunday
And I sat up front in a hue
The priest said "Jesus! and Mary too!
Son, what the devil's got into you?
Get up and sing a hymn or two!"

And I sang
Death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how i get along
The world is full of hypocrisy, so how can it be wrong?
To sing death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs.

Well I was invited to the White House
The President pulled me aside
He said "Son, sing us a song of peace
For them evil doers in the middle east"
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme.

I sang
Death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how i get along
The world is full of W's, so how can it be wrong?
To sing death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs.

Well then I died and went to Hell
I can tell right away by the awful smell
That this was clearly not the pearly gates
The devil said "Come here, young man!
My wife and I are your biggest fans!"
So naturally I felt I had it made
Well then he reached into an iron chest
And he picked the tool that felt was best
And then he jabbed me in the shlong
With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs!
He turned to me and went and sang this song.

And he sang
Death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
Yeah, I know that's how you got along
I find your song hilarious
But now your soul's precarious
Singin' your death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs.

I'm just kiddin' kid welcome to hell! Enjoy the buffet!
Death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
Hell ya know that's how we get along
The world is full of sinners so how can it be wrong?
To sing death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs.