Deck The Halls (I Hate Christmas)

[Intro:]
Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But theres one thing I'd like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!).

2. Its time for everybody to have a christmas party
Everyone but me I'll step outside
Boycott your office party
No secret Santa for me
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway
Cos I don't wanna go where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where
Frosty melts in the sun
July 4 parade
A Lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).

[Chorus:]
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year.

2. Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping
Everyone but me I'll stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may a lazy summer day
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).

[Chorus]

[Rap:]
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout
I woke from my sleep heard 'here comes the boom'
I knew that Santa would be comin' soon
On Dascher on Donner Commit on Blitzen
I yelled 'shut up ya'll' but they wouldn't listen
And then he came down with his belly of jello
He says 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow'
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
Merry Christmas to all and to all a super deeky duper fly night.

[Chorus x2]

Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year.