Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

[Intro:]
I'm coming apart at the seams
Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams
Now buzz, buzz, buzz
Doc, there's a hole where something was
Doc, there's a hole where something was.

[Verse 1:]
Fell out of bed, butterfly bandage, but don't worry
You'll never remember, your head is far too blurry
Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man
He needs his head put through a cat scan
Hey editor, I'm undeniable
Hey Doctor, I'm certifiable.

[Pre-Chorus:]
Oh, I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet.

[Chorus:]
So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Perfect boys
With their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

[Verse 2:]
Oh, little girl, you got me staring odd
Or was it just a telescopic camera nod
Painted doors in the highway, truck stop stalls
Lot lizards scales cool my nightlife moods
All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk, when you leave the room.

[Pre-Chorus:]
I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match, I am half doomed and you're semi-sweet.

[Chorus:]
So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Perfect boys
With their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

[Bridge:]
(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
So boycott love
(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
Boycott love
(Detox just to retox)
Boycott love
(Detox just to retox)

[Chorus:]
So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Perfect boys
With their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing—)

[Outro:]
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)
Whoa.