Do The Sacred Mass

Now who's been bad in the eyes of our Lord?
Well it's time to come clean!
First ya… sprinkle Holy Water
Then ya… wave the Holy Book
Then ya… do a special blessing
And then ya shake around
Your rosary
‘til everybody bead is shook.
And shout hail Mary!

Hail Mary!

Shout our Father!

Our Father!

Better pray it like ya mean it
Or don't bother!
Whooooo!
We ain't got them fancy wafers
Butcha all can lift a glass
So raise your cup
Yeah!
Drink up!
Yeah!
That's how you do the Sacred Mass.
Now let's exorcise the devil.

The devil!

Grind them demons in the ground.

Grind ‘em in the ground.

Next you baptize all the heathens.

Baptize the heathens!

And then ya do-si-do your partner
And you swing 'em all around
And shout hosanna!

Hosanna!

Holy Moses!

Holy Moses!

Then ya strike a buncha
Catholic - lookin' poses!

Whooo!

If ya wanna free your conscience
First ya gotta free your ass.
Now say amen –

Amen!

And then.
Come on and do the Sacred Mass!

Lemme see the congregation
Do some freestyle adoration
Just like baby Jesus commands!
Praise the Lord then hallelujah
Grab whoever's closest to ya!
We'll do confession later
But right now
Lay on those hands!