Dysentery Gary

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal.

'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail.

He's a player
Diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair
'Cause he's listening to Slayer.

I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights.

Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag.

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies.

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal.

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy that took and ran away.

He's a player
Diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair
'Cause he's listening to Slayer.

I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights.

Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag.

Fuck this place
I lost the war
I hate you all
Your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag.