Epicavendemmia

Слушайте, дети! Это очень красивая сказка
Эпическая и могущественная, и очень веселая
Оно полна с эльфами и орками, и вина
И это означает что будет резня.

There was a battle between the two
The elves had been skilled. They were annihilated
And, after the battle, there was great slaughter
The elves had been skinned, their eyes had been taken.

The orcs, they had traditions
They wanted to follow them
They took the eyes
And made good wine of them.

Now we have Baelas. He had much might
For he went alone and wanted to fight
He rushed towards them, to kill the orcs
He knew he would win, but, ow! He was wrong.

The orcs saw him
They awaited him
They were ten dozens
While he stood alone.

The orcs, they had traditions
They wanted to follow them
They took the eyes
And made good wine of them.

The orcs saw him
They awaited him
They were ten dozens
While he stood alone
He was killed
He was slaughtered
His eyes made good wine
Maybe, the best they ever had.

Now, tell me, children, what did you learn?
Isn’t there always a happy end?
This was a story full with might
It had traditions and slaughter all the time.

Slaughter all the time!
Isn’t there always a Happy end?