You should have seen it
You should have been there
You won't believe the shit we saw that went down in there
The men were women
The girls were fellas
He did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas (Pass it on).
There was a lady, she had a sister
But it was kinda weird the way the lady kissed her
There was a woman
Whose name was Norman
And the frilly knickers
That was just the doorman (Pass it on).
There was a doorman
Whose name was Norman
And the doorman kissed his sister
She's a mormon
I heard there's dungeons inside the cellars
Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas.
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy
in the dress who was born to impress
Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore
Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig cause he's gonna be big
Everybody's talking 'bout jay-ay-ay-amie.
And there was music and there was dancing
And all the drag queens had to
lip-sync cause they can't sing (Pass it on)
And there was smoking
And there was boozing
And there was boys who looked like
girls which was confusing (Pass it on)
So what's a lip sync?
Is that like kissing?
Yeah he kissed a girl whose girly parts were missing.
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy on
the stage who broke out of his cage
Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips
Everybody's talking 'bout the tits and the hips
Everybody's talking 'bout the crazy
kid and all the things that he did
Everybody's talking about Jay-ay-ay-amie.
He had 1 gogo boy, 5 gogo boys, 10 gogo boys in kilts
He had 1 dancing girl, 5 dancing girls, 10 dancing girls on stilts
He had 1 backing singer,
5 backing singers, 10 backing singers plus choir
He did 1 sumersault, 5 summersaults, 10 summersaults on fire.
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the buzz
from the crowd for the boy who was proud
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie.
And there were cocktails
And there were mocktails
She wore a scaly skirt she said was made of croc tails
And there were feathers
And there were leathers
And there were rubber gear she said was for all weathers
And there were thigh boots
And there were high boots
And there were girl boots that you wear if your a guy boots.
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout.
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy
in the dress who was born to express.
Everybody's talking and they're talking about
The eyes and the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout
Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt who we're dying to see
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie.
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