Everything Is Shit Except My Friendship With You

[Verse 1:]
Satan's dog is at the front door, I'm giving her a biscuit
I can't cope with a petty modern life, you blink and then you've missed it
Everything is shit except my friendship with you, with you.

[Chorus:]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you.

[Verse 2:]
I went out, I went to the party and had a bunch of beers
I came home, I opened up about my lifestyle, ended up in tears
Everything is shit except my friendship with you
I sleep in, drooling on the bed sheets, hungover again
You work hard and when I roll over, I see you now and then
Everything is shit except my friendship with you, with you.

[Chorus:]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you.

[Bridge:]
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything, yeah
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything, oh
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything, yeah
Fruit falls on my head and I don't discover anything at all, at all.

[Outro:]
Everything is shit except my friendship with you
(With you, you, you...)