Excremental Veracity

Hallowed by thy dung a fecal tour of fortune
Sifting through mysteries of brown delight
Predicting future guided by excrements
Shallow by thy dung the truth lies within rectum
Bowing down to the porcelain god
I am anxiously fishing for more predictions.

Excremental veracity
We shall bow down to turd almighty.

Oh holy crap
Once from the pooper now shall be heard
This pungent mess
The whole wheat shaman of death.

Show me the light, from true vision I am bereft
An organic puzzle of methane to behold at last
To behold full breath.

Now comes the fever, a true believer
Epiphany through solid waste
Through holy feces, a true reliever
Epiphany from this septic tank.

Excremental veracity
We shall bow down to turd almighty.

Oh holy crap
Once from the pooper now shall be heard
This pungent mess
The whole wheat shaman of death.

I gain wisdom from every turd
My fecal visions shall forever be heard.