Fart

1. I know why you're squirming
Oh yea i know what's going on
Can u keep it in
Or make it to the john.

Oh no here it comes
Wait wait no it's gone
Man that was close
Shit.

Let it out i wanna hear it rip
Do me proud don't you just let it sit
You may think your life's is in fart's hands
Reality nobody gives a damn.

Come on bud you gotta lose the shame
If all else fails look there's a kid to blame
You can tell allot about a person
Based on how he takes fart cri-ti-c-ism.

[Chorus:]
Face it i am living art
Youre nothing but an old fart
Youre done. And by done i mean
Long live fu-u-un
Face it i am living art
Youre nothing but an old fart
Youre done. And by done i mean
Long live fu-u-un.

2. Don't you even try
Telling me what's good what's right
I don't plan to be so fucking uptight
The hell with the false
Modesty
I know i'm sex- y
*random growl*
*fart*

Come on bud you gotta lose the shame
If all else fails look there's a kid to blame
You can tell allot about a person
Based on how he takes fart cri-ti-c-ism.

[Chorus]