Favorite Son

[OSHUA:]
He hit the ground running

[WOMEN:]
At the speed of light

[JOSHUA:]
The star was brightly shining

[WOMEN:]
Like a neon light

JOSHUA
It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
A fixture on the talkshows
To the silver screen
From here to Colorado
He's a sex machine.

It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
But isn't it a drag
Isn't it a drag
Isn't it a drag
its pretty but it's sad
but isn't it a drag?

A clean-cut All-American
Really ain't so clean
His royal auditorium
Is a murder scene.

It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
But isn't it a drag
Isn't it a drag
Isn't it a drag
It's pretty but it's sad
but isn't it a drag?

Well no one says it's fair
Turn a teenage lush
To a millionaire.

Now where's your f***ing champion
On a panty raid
He's not the All-American
That you thought you paid
It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son.