Fell In Love With Crazy

I had a dream that women were a cinch
And then I pinched myself
And woke up.

A damsel or a succubus
At this point which is which
I say one thing and she blows up.

But who am I to just bow down and take her shit
Well this is it
I've had enough
I'll grab my stuff and I'll go
I know who I am
Dammit I'm a man.

So I'll just let her go
Because it's way past bragging
She can torture somone else
With her na-na-na-na-nagging
I could be a freeman
And live the life of lazy
She could have a thousand kids
And still be just as crazy.

This is moving too fast
And I don't even know what it is
She's framing the photo
I'm still browsing through the negatives.

She calls me childish
And says that I'm a slob
Because of the one time she found my undies
Hanging on the doorknob
But after all this is my castle
I'm the king so there's no hassel
If I choose to leave my underpants
Hanging all around.

She'll just leave me out to dry
With my Playstation
Why have women anyway
I'll just stick master
ing the art of singlehood
Where I'm stuck inside this maze
She could have it all and more
And still be just as crazy.

And I don't need this pressure
And I don't need her pretty hair
Since the day I met her
It's been leading to this scare
I don't need to change
I don't need to change
I just need to
Change.

I just need her heart
And I just need her smile
What a schmuck
It's just my luck
That I feel in love with crazy.