Filthy Road To Dumbness

“Hearken ye, muddy creatures! I got the idea of the century!” (hooray!)

Alright!
Here is the plan, my filthy friends
Of the most sacred craft in these lands
Better than those shitty crappy deeds
Useless, ugly, nobody needs!
Stronger than that failed hammer
And shattered chains, falling with a clanger
(a bling bling ring? A zombie pig?) No, ye fools! A greater thing!

Fili and gili went in a hurry
Following greg on a journey
Risking their lives (everything’s blurry !! )
Will they make it to the end of story?
Lalalalalalalalalal….lalalalalalalala.

Bring me the cauldron and some potions
It’s time to mix this with steady motions
Season those rotten shoes with that liver
Until the fluid starts to quiver
Trouble, trouble, spoil and bubble
Fili and gili, cease to babble
Throw in the troll nails with the swamp shrooms
And now rise, ye filthy fumes!

Chaos and doom, the dwarves unleashed the nine realms they seek to reach
Confident, ruthless, advancing with might
Ready to bring the eternal night[ x2]

"despite the colossal effort they made
Failure has always been their fate
Alas!
As mighty as their creation seemed to be, still, it drowned their hopes to the bottom of the sea afflicted and torn by his mischief
Greg harvested the fruits of his evil deeds".

Howbeit,
The muddy fools did not lose hope helping poor greg to finally cope with a task so epically grand of the most sacred craft in this land!

More boogers, more rot, more mayhem!
And throw in the dead princess' diadem
Spit in, gili!
More piss, fili!
Let's celebrate, ya lili ya lili!

Fili and gili went in a hurry
Running with greg in a scurry
Their hut destroyed (everything’s murky !! )
Is this really the end of the story? [X2]

Lalalalalalalalalal….lalalalalalalala.